I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
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I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
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His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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