please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
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I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
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Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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