ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
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Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
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Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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