I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
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Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
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Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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