That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
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You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
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Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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