He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
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the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
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Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
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