Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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