hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
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There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
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Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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