It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
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Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
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I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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