i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
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He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
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we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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