i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
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side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
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he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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