He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
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You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
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I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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