Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
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Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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