i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
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I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
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I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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