Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
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I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
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What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
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I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
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