I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
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I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
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If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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