I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
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You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
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The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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