the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
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I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
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Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
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