'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
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just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
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Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
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