all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
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i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
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I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
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