He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
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The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
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Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
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