Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
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I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
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either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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