But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
this just has baby written all over it
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dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
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I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
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TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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