What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
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when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
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Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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