AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
Farmville is her only friend.
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End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
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All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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