I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
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Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
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lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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