New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
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