god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
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States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
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Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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