I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
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Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
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after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
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