I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
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I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
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Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
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