Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
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Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
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This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
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