if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
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My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
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What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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