Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
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I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
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But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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