Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Randomize