Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
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I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
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He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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