Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
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I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
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I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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