Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
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Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
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His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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