somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
I met the friendliest cop last night
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
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She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
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Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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