we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
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now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
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I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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