Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
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well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
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I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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