watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
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we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
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Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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