Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
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Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
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I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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