you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
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my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
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I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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