It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
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You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
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I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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