Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
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When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
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He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Randomize