soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
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When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
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well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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