Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
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nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
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I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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