I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
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Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
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We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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