Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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