nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
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She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
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He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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